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    Monday, October 15th, 2007
    2:05 pm
    Thursday, October 11th, 2007
    6:10 pm
    RIP Barhoff.
    I'd think that it likely died from either hypoxia or ammonia poisoning. There are a number of various factors that need to be maintained in order to keep fish alive. Unlike the husbandry of air breathing pets, with fish you must maintain an entire self contained environment, not just the animal itself.

    You're probably best off, especially if fish death bums you out alot. I get stressed when my fish die, but no more so than if a tree or plant of mine dies, all non-social life is pretty much like the greeks as far as I'm concerned.

    Oh well, just trying to cheer you up a little bit, as it seemed to me the fish was like a tiny cherry atop a misery sundae. I hope your sadness resolves itself somehow. Let me know If I can help in any way.

    -email from mj ahahaha.




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    Current Mood: sad
    Current Music: whiskey-voxtrot
    Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007
    11:52 am
    noooo.
    club car is failing. it needs new tires. boo. also, this guy i sorta knew, brent, died from getting his wisdom tooth pulled, apparently it got infected and spread to his brain and he died in his sleep. i didn't even know that could happen. crazy.
    my brother is getting charged with possession because he got searched at school, i hope he doesn't get convicted.
    and my mom has to get an operation thanksgiving week because she might have cancer again. but she'll probably be alright. i hope.
    now for the positive stuff...
    i made alan the best cake ive ever made anyone for his bday. haha it was so much fun. i think he liked the stuff i got him too, which is awesome because i was super nervous that he wouldn't like any of it. last weekend was clares bday so we went to korean karaoke which was amazing, except for the part where alan threw me down a hill (its ok though, it was sorta funny and i still like him). apparently jenn is moving to pa soon and i hope she finally gets a job and a place for herself, she needs stability.
    that's pretty much my week.
    fiona's throwing a party on saturday, hit me up if you wanna come.

    Current Mood: bored
    Current Music: my coworker made me turn it off so he can watch 24. we take turns.
    Wednesday, September 19th, 2007
    8:39 pm
    intense.
    i haven't written anything in here for a while but i figured this was blogworthy...

    at work today, i was attacked by a bird. i work in the basement, so this was especially awkward. how the fuck does a bird get into a basement anyways? so i was sitting at my desk and i saw it coming for my head so i immediately got into fetal position in my office chair screaming to my coworker that there was a bird down there. he was prepared! he came down with a broom and got that bitch out of there. it was intense. never dull moment at nards.

    goddamn!

    Current Mood: confused
    Current Music: neutral milk hotel-king of carrot flowers
    Thursday, August 30th, 2007
    7:05 pm
    lately
    i had a lovely time in austin. when i got back rachel and sam were in town. i miss them terribly.
    jenn moved back from annapolis the weekend after mudbath so that was exciting. she's a lot happier now.
    dre moved back too, from nyc.
    classes just started up so im taking jazz history and math. the jazz class is amazing and i love jazz so its not going to be a rough class. i should be graduating this year, its terrible working and schoolin', ive been there for 4 years and i feel like im making no progress.
    im pretty sure my boss hates the fact that i didnt drop out of college. he keeps making me work late and i also have to work for the next two saturdays. mondays a holiday but im pretty sure i will have to come by the office for at least a little bit. i need to start looking for new jobs. besides that things are going well.
    jazz night tonite. im excited.
    <3
    Tuesday, July 10th, 2007
    1:54 pm
    austin.
    i leave tomorrow on the terrorist airline to see adam and eat vegetarian food for a week. it's going to be amazing. also, my boss just informed me that i should take a couple days off when i get back, just to relax from the trip. ah. so happy.
    <3

    Current Mood: excited
    Current Music: none.
    Friday, May 25th, 2007
    12:29 pm
    ahem..
    this may sound terrible, but i am sexually attracted to most mormon missionairies on bikes.

    Current Music: the rat-walkmen
    Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007
    1:47 pm
    haha best poem ever.
    Bloodbath

    And it came in like the barking of dogs in your belly,
    the lunatic dogs that bark every full moon on the dot.
    The clock in you unwound, the little room collapsed,
    and the blood trickled out in a thin red ribbon,
    licking the white sheets.
    They call it a period, but it’s really a run-on sentence
    babbling on all week. It’s the definition of womanhood
    reduced by repetition to the tedium of tampon commercials,
    punchlines, and the day-long math test of cramps
    shooting through you like swimmer’s stitches
    while you’re in the middle of the river.
    And I watch you fight to swim to the other side
    of the bed, kicking, gasping hard between gulps of chamomile tea.
    But when the blood is calm, it is beautiful
    as a bone-handled knife. It dreams, and as it dreams
    it drools like a baby. It’s the drip-drip of a faucet
    as we go to sleep, it’s a bee beating itself against the glass.
    It’s a presence, not like a ghost but like a memory
    in your skin, changing the pitch and timbre
    of your body to my ear as I pull my fingers across
    your belly and you find my lips in the dark like a magnet
    and I slip my fingers through your hair as gently as thoughts
    and you say,
    “Baby, not tonight. I’m on my period.”
    And I say,

    Baby, I will make love to you until we look like a war zone.
    Give me the sweet murder of your body
    until they string up crime scene tape across the bedroom,
    because period sex is awesome.
    I will love you like surgery and I will transplant your heart.
    I will love you like a horror movie,
    ’cause it’s about to be a bloodbath in here.
    Because I need a hot transfusion of your love, type A-positive
    because you can’t B-negative when I’m giving you my O, O, O…
    I want to surf your crimson wave,
    and invite your Aunt Flow for a threesome.
    I want to reverse your curse, because the Red Sox are in town.
    I want to make this a “special time.”
    I want to put my submarine in your Red Sea
    and hunt for Red October, and do not hesitate
    to ask me to go snorkeling down there.
    Because if I’m going to order the finest steak,
    I’m going to eat it rare.
    Yeah, because I crave the taste of blood,
    and I want your nerves raw like a bullet wound valentine.
    And whether it’s hard or sweet, we’re going to leave
    skid marks on the sheets
    and handprints on the walls.
    So throw that tampon in the air like a cotton Sputnik, just lob it,
    ’cause in the end, I want to be bloodier than John Wayne Bobbitt.
    Your time of the month has perfect timing
    because you open like the elevator doors in “The Shining.”
    I like some ketchup when I’m dining,
    but I want to taste copper like I’m dying.
    So let the woman in you make a man out of me.
    Let’s get unclean. Because this lovemaking is no less perfect
    than the moon rising in you, and this lovemaking is the gospel music
    made by the rhythm of flesh and blood and flesh and blood,
    and this blood is the closest I will ever be to making love
    to your insides, sailing through your veins and arteries.
    This blood on my skin is the photograph I take
    when I visit your heart.

    c. Christian Drake 2005
    Monday, May 21st, 2007
    1:28 pm
    this weekend was insane. on friday i went over to micahs and hung out. everyone was trashed (including me). i met this swedish girl named frida who was really awesome, she also had the coolest shoes ever. and two 400 lbs female twins with beards named mari and yari. haha i loved them. on saturday i had a photoshoot with jon then fiona and i went over to simon's friend marquis' house. this dude is a billionaire. he had like 2 porche's a mustang convertable, and a pirate ship haha. it was insane! we all drank expensive champagne in a hot tub with disco lights and listened to prince. it was awesome, then marquis gave me this sweet hookah cuz i said i liked it.
    tonite, im going to baltimore for the good ol poetry slam with tommy. i miss that shit. ahh, things are finally getting better.
    <3

    Current Mood: pleased
    Current Music: www.hypem.com
    Thursday, April 19th, 2007
    8:03 pm
    quite lovely, if only for a day.
    micah, nathan, and i went up to nyc this weekend for a night of debauchery. we stayed at brians and pregammed then we went out to this place called "GlamDammit!" where they give everyone glam makeovers haha. everyone there looked like david bowie and it was amazing. after glamdammit we headed over to rated x for some good times for nikola's birthday. it was insane. i met soo many great people and had a fabulous time.
    kat's coming home this weekend so im pretty excited. we're hosting a charity event for the vtech families with bands and shit in old town alexandria, planning starts tomorrow. also saturday i'm going to relay for life at nova to help raise money for cancer patients. i'm going to be in the date auction. hah nathan's pissed but it's for charity so whatever, its not a real date. also this weekend, practicing with tommy's band, but only because the drummer's name is michael jackson and i think that is so sweet.
    <3

    Current Mood: bored
    Current Music: cansei de ser sexy-patins
    Friday, April 13th, 2007
    10:45 am
    the district proper, i hate you.
    its true. nyc this weekend after going to kenny's thing. fiona's got a hotel and im going to drink!
    <3

    Current Music: klaxons-golden skans
    Friday, April 6th, 2007
    12:13 pm
    every time i play table sports i shed blood. but i needed that extra night of drinking and hot wings. last night i drank a little and fell asleep watching some terrible show on the history channel about cain and able. this morning i woke up to find that $150 was missing from my, i guess, 'not so secret' money stash. my brothers friends were apparently going through all my shit when i forgot to lock my bedroom door. fuck kids.
    work is terribly boring.

    Current Music: the good the bad and the queen-kingdom of doom
    Wednesday, March 28th, 2007
    10:52 am
    like most of us, i have a deep hatred for the dmv. i seem to always get the fucking new people who dont know what the fuck they are doing. so this morning i spent 2 hours there and i was the first one in line. boo. rachel and sam are back this week so its been kinda fun, i spent over $700 in things in 2 days, bills, car shit, and hamster stuff. last night, my hamster tried to commit suicide. i am a terrible mother. so i decided id buy him some toys and maybe he wouldnt be so down on himself. whatever, he smells bad and i wear gloves when i play with him because i think he is disgusting. i need a real vaction. these frequent mini-vacations are a tease. my moms bf took her on two fucking cruises this month. ridiculous. and shes in south carolina now because terri's dad just died. poor thing.
    i guess thats bad. i dont want a vacation at the expense of someones life. but i almost want it that bad. work is hell and ken horn is still a big piece of shit. i could take a vacation at the expense of ken horns life i suppose. hes pretty much worthless.
    ...back to work

    Current Mood: artistic
    Current Music: david bowie-ashes to ashes
    Monday, March 26th, 2007
    7:10 pm
    good weekend, got a haircut, hung out and drank.
    rachel's in town this week so im taking the day off tomorrow.
    hopefully maybe going to new york on friday-sun. but who knows.
    rob came home for the weekend, we played some beer pong and austin got sick everywhere.
    i need frequent vacations.

    Current Music: sister rosetta- noisettes
    Tuesday, March 13th, 2007
    4:38 pm
    my birthday party was awesome! i drank a shitload and woke up with bling around my neck, and a alot of people who i didnt think would show up were there. it was so nice except for the fat guy who was exceptionally good at sitting on things and being creepy and the guy who leaped the fence, screamed "my name is patrick cornell!!!" and punched tommy in the face then leaped back over the fence falling around. haha but that was just random and funny. the next day kenny and i brought back the keg then decided we'd venture over to west va to visit sam and rachel. we partied it up over there for a while and drank a couple bottles of rum, stole a feather from this passed out guys fedora, and went to eat n park with some cokehead from mars who passed out in rachels apartment and we had no idea who he was...mars, PA. apparently there is such a place. none of us ever got his name. so, i came home with this hamster whos name is wheezy cuz apparently it likes to smoke pot. and rachels roommates get it drunk all the time. its a party hamster. i decided id save it from being tortured and take it home to my place. its a really cute hamster btw. this week is spring break, but i gotta work my ass off which kinda sucks, im going to nyc on friday to record with brian and joe to complete our disco insomnia record and hopefully pass it off to some djs around there. then we're goin to the st.pattys day party at luke and leroys to dance. ah, that's livin'.
    Wednesday, February 28th, 2007
    7:57 pm
    le jour.
    ugh...had to drive back to the dealership after work to get the title. 2000 hyundai elantra! picking up a phone tomorrow but then drinking after (thank god, i need it). then one more day til weekend and paycheck!
    today was trish's last day in chemo, so shes fine, she has a good job now AND a place. YAY! so we're off to BWU for some karaoke jams to celebrate. btw, meatloaf is playing in dc on april 1. haha i kinda wanna go....
    nvm.

    Current Music: air-playground love
    Monday, February 26th, 2007
    5:10 pm
    rip marty mcfly.
    my ride. my whip. it's dead.

    now i need to take out a loan to finance a new one. oh yes. oh no!
    <3

    Current Mood: blah
    Current Music: none, im going home soon.
    Tuesday, February 20th, 2007
    8:05 am
    the city.
    i spent the weekend in nyc with fiona.
    it was amazingly fun.
    except i missed the underwear party at the rock and roll hotel in dc. :-(
    apparently, its the only thing in dc close to a good party, and i missed it.
    oh well. new york parties are better anyways. brian and i fucked around with our music. and we're getting together in the city soon to start recording some shit. haha still not sure if im going to move there....
    <3

    Current Mood: indescribable
    Current Music: roxy music
    Monday, February 5th, 2007
    9:03 am
    superbowl.
    sucked this year. there were few great commercials and the bears were terrible! the first 10 minutes was more exciting than the whole game. i even fell asleep watching it. the bears are way better at rappin' and shufflin' than playing football. im disappointed.
    in other news, the blue man group is playing at george mason on my birthday. haha who wants to buy me tickets?

    Current Music: queen-somebody to love
    Friday, February 2nd, 2007
    12:26 pm
    groundhog day
    groundhogs day is the lamest 'holiday' created. there's no explosives, gifts, or celebration really. its completely pointless. i wonder how much time i would get in jail if i assassinated phil the groundhog. perhaps that would get rid of this awful holiday. or, they'd just get a new groundhog. but hopefully it's name wouldnt be as shitty as 'phil.' so i'll have to devise a plan, probably involving an intricate tunnel system and perhaps an accomplice. fuck phil the groundhog.

    Current Mood: satisfied
    Current Music: signs-jt and snoop DO double G
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